How To Pick Up A Cute Guy With A Dog In Central Park
This post is dedicated to the two boys I watched in the park today. They flopped around each other like fish in a barrel for 15 minutes then walked away without closing the deal. I was very disappointed.
Two words of warning: First, never pet a stranger’s dog without getting some kind of confirmation or permission first; always let the dog smell your hand before you just grab it. Second, I don’t vouch for the efficacy of this method outside of Manhattan. Caveat homo.