How To Pick Up A Cute Guy With A Dog In Central Park
This post is dedicated to the two boys I watched in the park today.  They flopped around each other like fish in a barrel for 15 minutes then walked away without closing the deal.  I was very disappointed.
Two words of warning:  First, never pet a stranger’s dog without getting some kind of confirmation or permission first; always let the dog smell your hand before you just grab it.  Second, I don’t vouch for the efficacy of this method outside of Manhattan.  Caveat homo.

How To Pick Up A Cute Guy With A Dog In Central Park

This post is dedicated to the two boys I watched in the park today.  They flopped around each other like fish in a barrel for 15 minutes then walked away without closing the deal.  I was very disappointed.

Two words of warning:  First, never pet a stranger’s dog without getting some kind of confirmation or permission first; always let the dog smell your hand before you just grab it.  Second, I don’t vouch for the efficacy of this method outside of Manhattan.  Caveat homo.

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    I wish I regularly went to a dog park just so I could try this out.
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